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Posted on 31st Jul at 6:36 PM, with 200,798 notes

zyoteofalbion:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

AND WITH THIS GIFSET MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.

A king has to know these kinds of things.

Posted on 31st Jul at 4:48 PM, with 152,711 notes

relahvant:

they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think that would be so funny

Posted on 31st Jul at 3:36 PM, with 131,948 notes
Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Brother: Really?
Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
Brother:
Me:
Brother: ???
Me: ... fine as hell.
Posted on 31st Jul at 3:01 PM, with 22,075 notes

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

Posted on 31st Jul at 2:24 PM, with 64,640 notes

lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOOSES FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

Posted on 31st Jul at 1:48 PM, with 79,272 notes

okagami:

marypsue:

Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.

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Posted on 31st Jul at 1:12 PM, with 39,203 notes

consulting-idjit-of-gallifrey:

tardistopanem:

Thank you for a picture of a blank wall DW twitter…but why post it…i’m confused…?

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Posted on 31st Jul at 12:36 PM, with 61,305 notes

methhomework:

6yr:

bish whet?

i need to step my game up

Posted on 31st Jul at 11:39 AM, with 16,489 notes
dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.
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all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try
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dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.

Source

all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

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