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Posted on 22nd Sep at 5:01 PM, with 39,415 notes
beware-phangirl:

jennacolaman:

SAM PEPPERS VIDEO IS OFFICIALLY OFF YOUTUBE!
AND HIS CHANNEL IS SUSPENDED!

THANK THE LORD
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beware-phangirl:

jennacolaman:

SAM PEPPERS VIDEO IS OFFICIALLY OFF YOUTUBE!

AND HIS CHANNEL IS SUSPENDED!

THANK THE LORD

Posted on 22nd Sep at 4:48 PM, with 33,823 notes

tsuthetiger:

joeywaggoner:

thelittlemermage:

jestre:

joeywaggoner:

I feel so sorry for the voice actors.

I get the sense one or more of the voice actors slipped in an f or s-bomb in on accident when doing this toward the beginning.

Oh, they did. :p Maurice LaMarche even left the sound booth to punch Gordon Bressack (the writer) for this. Apparently, the whole reason he wrote this episode is that someone would inevitably end up saying the word cocksucker. 

 

Well I learned something new today.

gODDD DAMMIITTTT

Posted on 22nd Sep at 4:12 PM, with 265,433 notes

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

Posted on 22nd Sep at 3:36 PM, with 158,960 notes
The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.
Posted on 22nd Sep at 3:01 PM, with 25,485 notes

rollingpenny:

fenrir-kin:

tharook:

So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.

It was a catastrophe.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

took me a second to get it

Posted on 22nd Sep at 2:24 PM, with 15,623 notes

dorkmisha:

do you honestly think that this man is 40??!? (x)

Posted on 22nd Sep at 1:12 PM, with 75,993 notes

spockisinthetardis:

titleknown:

Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?

oh my g od

Posted on 22nd Sep at 12:36 PM, with 343,367 notes

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

Posted on 22nd Sep at 12:01 PM, with 8,492 notes

lifeofawannabehobbit:

So someone I know does woodwork in his spare time… and he showed me this yesterday:

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It’s a map of Middle Earth. That he carved onto a table. Himself. In 60-ish hours (or, as he initially put it, “3 Harry Potter audiobooks”)

Just look at the detail…

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And the effort that went into this.

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Nerd level: Master and Commander.

Posted on 22nd Sep at 10:48 AM, with 137,210 notes

shagurlwho:

ishipitlikeups:

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

That’s not a joke that’s a gift

Posted on 22nd Sep at 9:01 AM, with 44,619 notes

xtremecaffeine:

bootses:

missvoltairine:

"Don’t take ~chemicals~ like prozac, I heard you can get the same effect by eating 19 oranges a day, that’s only 570 oranges a month!!!"

"Yeah I know you have horrible panic attacks but like, have you tried yoga?"

"Yeah I understand depression completely stops you from doing everyday tasks AND that you then feel guilty about that… But you have to just power through it and get on with things as normal!"

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